Articles on this topic: useless tools

I felt like I couldn't end my day without some rubbish that really made no sense. I mean, I don't believe in the very scientific device - a spring and two plastic ends - that tightens the skin of the neck and pouch, but in the methodology that if you push the animals up with it for a long time, it will have some effect. Disprove me, buy it and tighten that pouch well!

We are moving towards a feeling of second-hand shame, as our \"One click away from shame\" section has been expanded with a new member. In China, everything is multifunctional, so today's delinquent is a flashlight, a window breaker - since it is written on it, then it can't be anything else -, a \"battle bat\", or maybe an electric stun gun depending on the type, which the sellers usually \"lie\" about. For example, that it can only be used for self-defense, you can't attack with it in any way. Believe me!

There are the astonishing objects, the strange ones, the ones that just make you feel embarrassed, you can find examples of all of them in our \"One Click Away from Shame\" column. The toast-imitating phone case, however, is the category that I felt was a waste of time and energy, because I have a hard time imagining a situation where such an accessory is not hot, but cool. But maybe you are the one who will like this, because you have been waiting for one of these your whole life!

There are few things I don't wish for during my Aliexpress wanderings, but this is one of them. It's especially annoying to order sanitary equipment from behind the Great Wall, and a good stainless steel tongue scraper is a must-have for every household. Or rather, I don't, but the selection could beat the Yangtze!

So far, the wind has blown countless pieces of trash into our \"One Click Away from Shame\" section, most of which made no sense, but today's is a really fun and motivating tool. It's not every day that you get a pile of shit as a gift, is it? It's a great luck that not only is its form eloquent, but its execution is also unpretentiously funny for the little googly-eyed wretch. I hope everyone feels the urge to buy one. Not for themselves, but as a gift.

From now on, every week we will bring you the lamest, most unnecessary, most incomprehensible objects from the darkest corners of China, so that we can enlighten or bewilder ourselves about them together. These are the things that you just look at and immediately feel: humanity did not ask for this, but it got it. Our first subject is the \"Fast Thin Face Silica Gel Mouth Jaw Exerciser\", which my friends simply christened a sucker. Why? Read on, and your jaw will definitely drop – if you haven't already!