We are ashamed again, even though this is just a flashlight on paper

But it could be a wolf howler, or a window burglar

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We are ashamed again, even though on paper this is just a flashlight 1

Source: Order China

written by: Don Kartács
2025-02-04

We are moving towards a feeling of second-hand shame, because "One click away from shame"Our column has been expanded with a new member. In China, everything is multifunctional, so today's delinquent is a flashlight, a window breaker - since it is written on it, it can't be anything else -, a "battery gun", or maybe an electric stun gun depending on the type, which is usually described differently ""they lie together" the sellers claim. For example, that it can only be used for self-defense, you can't attack with it. Believe me, it's crap!

Ancient mason wisdom: this is not bad, it will just be good for something else!

There's always something new on Aliexpress, but this isn't it. We've been laughing about the official "Anti wolf self defense stick led light" on a subject called ", but for me "Security Outdoor Emergency Personal Defense Supplies Self Defense Baseball Bat Led Flashlight Stick Equipments Self Defense"I also like the name. On the one hand, you can see a prime example of mindless search optimization: the seller went for it, wrote everything that could be considered in the name. On the other hand, this:

egy wolf howler handheld device
egy flashlight
egy car window burglar, life-saving "hammer"
egy telescopic muzzle

Or whatever the stores sell. I think it looks like a fucking tool that bald people use to chop off their hair. Luckily I'm wrong, which is proven by the fact that it comes in multiple colors. the gun the flashlight.

If the wolves don't like black, they can also choose to be beaten to death with a golden brown.

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Source: Aliexpress

I suspect that They won't even like it at customs., if you ordered something like that, although there is a large selection of flashlights. There are extendable, extendable flashlights, baseball bat-shaped flashlights in various sizes, walking stick-shaped vipe... flashlights, all useful tools. After all, flashlights are already available at power stations, so one is essential everywhere. By the way, wolves are a protected animal, so you'd better not bother the unfortunate ones with anything.

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