One click away from shame – luminous madness

LED stuff you'll never need

news sponsored content

One click away from shame – luminous madness 1

Source: Order China

written by: Miss you
2025-02-18

The advancement of technology has brought us many wonders: self-driving cars, artificial intelligence, and an endless stream of light-up jokes. Probably somewhere in a remote lab around the world, an overpaid inventor decided that the future of humanity does not lie in flying cars or travel to Mars. So, if you thought you'd seen it all, hold on tight, because now we're introducing LED wonders that are guaranteed to get you banned from family dinners or 9 a.m. meetings.

LED mouthguard. Or braces. Or something.

If you've ever felt like your smile isn't pretty enough, this is a solution, and it's cheaper than going to the dentist: this LED dental crown.

Are you afraid that you won't be able to find your own mouth in the dark?

Leave it in before a date and you're guaranteed to forget the second date forever! Recommended for those who they always wanted to stay single, but are too shy to refuse an invitation face to face. It can also be particularly useful to for dentist scares, horror movie games, if you're wandering around Harlem and want to scare off potential robbers. 1300 FtDue to the conversion rates of the webshops, the prices may differ for different currencies (e.g. if you set the webshop to HUF, the prices are usually higher than if you set it to USD). The prices indicated in the article are informative and in all cases are HUF equivalents of the price displayed on the webshop's interface in USD (or in EUR, if there is no USD option) (according to the interbank exchange rate valid at the time of writing the article).You can enter for the most seductive of seductive smiles. This is the first accessory on our list that you didn't know you needed! And ideally, you wouldn't have even thought of it.

Gallery

One click away from shame – luminous madness 2

One click away from shame – luminous madness 3

One click away from shame – luminous madness 4

One click away from shame – luminous madness 5

One click away from shame – luminous madness 6

One click away from shame – luminous madness 7

Source: AliExpress – BestShop Store

Head to the webshop

Go to coupons

A bucket of light on your head

Marshmello's LED mask is among the wonders of the world! This is milk carton shaped helmet can now be yours, and 5100 FtDue to the conversion rates of the webshops, the prices may differ for different currencies (e.g. if you set the webshop to HUF, the prices are usually higher than if you set it to USD). The prices indicated in the article are informative and in all cases are HUF equivalents of the price displayed on the webshop's interface in USD (or in EUR, if there is no USD option) (according to the interbank exchange rate valid at the time of writing the article).for from the darkest corner of AliExpress. The mask is of course made of premium material… cheap plastic that will definitely burn your forehead. But is it really worth it? Spoiler: no.

This mask is actually a real style icon… or rather a sauna on your face. The breathable design is quite relative – if you can hold your breath for three hours between flashing LEDs, then you have earned the title of disco superhero. One of its main raison d’être in this “to walk in shame”, about this In our colleague Vexy's bullfighting article You can read a short blurb. We let our imagination run wild a bit, here are some options, what else could it be good for?

To Dizbi: If you want to go into a place and want someone to beat you up right away.
For Halloween: If your goal is to stop your neighbors from giving you more candy.
Instead of a Christmas tree: If you don't want to buy a pine tree, just put it on your head.
To go to prison: If you walk into a bank like this, you're guaranteed a free ride with the police.

Gallery

One click away from shame – luminous madness 8

One click away from shame – luminous madness 9

One click away from shame – luminous madness 10

One click away from shame – luminous madness 11

One click away from shame – luminous madness 12

Source: AliExpress – Fanyin Store

Head to the webshop

Go to coupons

PÁvas finger lamp – it carries everything!

We left our part for the last time category-winning uselessness "advanced finger puppetry". Rating: 1/5 stars. The pity star is because at least it doesn't make a sound. Well, has it ever occurred to you in your life that You wanted to imitate a peacock in the dark.?! No?! Well, someone else will, because this light-up finger lamp is made for exactly that. You just put it on your fingers and you look like a magician at the bird park. It does exactly what you think: no use. On the other hand, it's a great choice if you've always wanted to gesticulate so that every movement you make creates an epileptic light show. Tough 800 FtDue to the conversion rates of the webshops, the prices may differ for different currencies (e.g. if you set the webshop to HUF, the prices are usually higher than if you set it to USD). The prices indicated in the article are informative and in all cases are HUF equivalents of the price displayed on the webshop's interface in USD (or in EUR, if there is no USD option) (according to the interbank exchange rate valid at the time of writing the article).- including shipping, if you dare to buy it - and as a bonus, the quality of the product images of the miracle lamp is also in the negative range.